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Man Murdered by MWSPlay Shuffler
A man living in rural Idaho was murdered late last night by the MWSPlay shuffling engine. The man was reportedly found electrocuted by his computer in his basement, with a look of exasperation and shock on his face, and a suspicious game of Magic on MWSPlay showing on his computer.
"We have reason to believe this was not accidental," said local detective Frank Stevenson. "We believe that this man was murdered by the MWSPlay shuffler."
When asked for comment, the MWSPlay shuffler did not respond. However, research shows that the engine has a long history of crime, including stealing games from people, and screwing several thousand Magic players in its short life.
"We've been trying to find this guy for quite some time", Stevenson explained. "We've almost nabbed him on 3,456 counts of thievery and a few other petty crimes. But this time he went for a big score. We're not going to let him go this time."
People close to the MWSPlay shuffler admit that he was always troubled. "I've known the shuffler for years," said one friend who did not wish to be identified. "He was always shady. He loved to go around screwing nerds out of Magic victories, and even occasionally would rig decks just to see the reaction of people. He was a real sicko. But even for him, murder is a bit surprising. I never thought he would go that far."
The local detectives have already issued a warrant for the shuffler's arrest, but are once again having a hard time locating him. More on this story as it develops.